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Friday, May 05, 2006

My humblest apologies 

As I logged in to post a quick Friday Top Ten, I noticed that I had passed a most significant landmark in the least remarkable way possible. My intent was never to use this blog to thrust my mindless rants to a faceless audience. I really do desire to provide quality content - insight, musings, provocations, and the like - in a manner that reflects a grace-empowered, faith-driven, Bible-believing, Christ-exalting, God-honoring life.

Yesterday, on what should have been a celebration of my 100th post since the rebirth of the public blog back in November, I instead chose to waste the opportunity with a whiny, self-centered, and frankly pointless complaint about the quality of latte I was receiving. Talk about the opposite of speech seasoned with grace!

Well, I'd like to tell you that today marks the beginning of a fresh era of blogging. I'd like to engage you in a deeply enriching, philosophically stimulating, theologically accurate, and culturally relevant dialogue. I'd like to announce that henceforth and from now on I will refrain from milk and post only meat (no latte pun intended).

Unfortunately, all the conditions that I grumbled about yesterday still exist (including the bad latte), and the best I could muster is The Top Ten Palindromes I Find Amusing:

  1. Yo, banana boy!
  2. Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
  3. A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota.
  4. Sex at noon taxes.
  5. "Do nine men interpret nine men?" I nod.
  6. Never odd or even.
  7. Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
  8. Laminate pet animal.
  9. Elf farm raffle.
  10. Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
(Please forgive me.)

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"Elf farm raffle" is the greatest phrase I've read in a long time. I know what the name of our next band is gonna be.

- phil


Weird Al has a song called "Bob" which he styled after Bob Dylan in which one whole verse is only comprised of Palindromes including two on your list with some additions like.
Now I see bees I won.
Senile Felines
Ufo Tofu



I've always liked:

Live not on evil.

- Ted


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