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As I logged in to post a quick Friday Top Ten, I noticed that I had passed a most significant landmark in the least remarkable way possible. My intent was never to use this blog to thrust my mindless rants to a faceless audience. I really do desire to provide quality content - insight, musings, provocations, and the like - in a manner that reflects a grace-empowered, faith-driven, Bible-believing, Christ-exalting, God-honoring life.

Yesterday, on what should have been a celebration of my 100th post since the rebirth of the public blog back in November, I instead chose to waste the opportunity with a whiny, self-centered, and frankly pointless complaint about the quality of latte I was receiving. Talk about the opposite of speech seasoned with grace!

Well, I'd like to tell you that today marks the beginning of a fresh era of blogging. I'd like to engage you in a deeply enriching, philosophically stimulating, theologically accurate, and culturally relevant dialogue. I'd like to announce that henceforth and from now on I will refrain from milk and post only meat (no latte pun intended).

Unfortunately, all the conditions that I grumbled about yesterday still exist (including the bad latte), and the best I could muster is The Top Ten Palindromes I Find Amusing:

10. Yo, banana boy!
9. Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
8. A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota.
7. Sex at noon taxes.
6. "Do nine men interpret nine men?" I nod.
5. Never odd or even.
4. Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
3. Laminate pet animal.
2. Elf farm raffle.
1. Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

(Please forgive me.)
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